Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
I can pick 'em

Met up with the girl, J, last night. Basically confirmed what I thought, her friend was a looney and she's quite normal and is pretty cool actually. We got on really well, but, and you knew there was a 'but' coming didn't you, she leaves Durham tomorrow and is moving to Hereford, which is about 300 miles away. Marvellous.

You gotta laugh

Courtesy of JR in the comments, some of the worst logos ever:
Here, here and here