Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal


What with the network being down at work and then my being sick yesterday, you'd think the gap may have resulted in sthg good to post. But all I've got is this joke:

A guy goes into a sandwich shop and says, "I'll have a turkey sandwich please."
The man behind the counter replies, "Sorry, we don't have any turkey."
"Ok," says the customer. "I'll have chicken then."
"Listen, mate. If we had chicken in the first place, you'd have got your turkey snadwich."

It's almost like a return to Friday Fun isn't it?