Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
Lite

Something that I noticed whilst visiting Canada on my holiday: the obsession with Lite [sic] beer! What's with that? Are people worried about their Atkins plans or something? C'mon! Loosen up! Besides, any calories you save by drinking diet beer (which surely must taste worse?) are usually used up when you're drunk as a skunk and eat that kebab at 3 in the morning.