Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
At a party

You know how when you're at a party and you're introducing two people to each other youre supposed to say a fact about each of them to give them something to talk about? no? Well, you should. Anyway, a variation on this is if you want to break the ice with a group of people who've never met, everyone should say 3 interesting things about themselves. Mine are:

- I have testified against drug dealers
- I have gone out with a girl to whom I only spoke French
- I got to play Joseph in the school nativity

What's yours?