Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
The Height of Wrong
 
I was in the gents toilets minding my own business, when all of a sudden I hear a guy talking in one of the cubicles. The first thing I hear is:
 
Yeah, I'm calling from the toilet
 
Ugh! a) Who calls from the toilet? and b) who tells people that's where they're calling from?! And so he continues talking and it becomes evident that he's talking to his girlfriend as he says he misses her and he's glad to hear her voice.
 
The only sensible conclusion I can come to is that he's a workman/contractor who works hard at maintaining a hard-man image and can't be seen/heard to be calling his other half and telling her he misses her. Either that or he's one sick puppy!