Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
An Oldie but a Goodie

The world according to student bloopers - a small sample below:

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.