Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
Gimme Gimme Gimme

Who wants to be my friend forever? All you have to buy is a tuque like Theodore wore in the outdoor hockey game. Why can't I buy one? Cos it would cost me 25 dollars to ship overseas - and since I'm already being fleeced with the price it becomes slightly excessive.

So c'mon step up, just go here and fill in the form and then when you get it mail it over to me. All costs will be covered.

Please. Please. Puh-lease!