Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
Same Planet, Different Worlds

Some key questions asked by the US press of the Man Utd (soccer) team:

'When you look up into the crowd, what do you think about?'
'How does your girlfriend or wife feel about you travelling away from home with all these beautiful American women about?'
'Is there a particular brand of underwear you favour?'
'Does it feel nice to play soccer?'

From The Observer