Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

Answers on a postcard please

Sooo... for those that don't know, my two year soujourn in Montreal will be coming to a close on the 10th of September, thus my blog title will be woefully inaccurate. As I'm not really planning on staying at home for too long, I can probably revert back to it in good time. However, in the meantime, A Scotsman in Glasgow doesn't really thrill. So has anyone got any good suggestions?

It'd be nice if I kept it on a song theme: for those that didn't click, my current title is a play on Sting's Englishman in New York (oh-woah, i'm an alien, i'm a legal alien)