Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
Really really crap analogy, and yet really really famous

Every once in a while the line from Forrest Gump gets stuck in my head. Y'know, the "Life is like a box of chocolates...." I think it pretty much sucks and have been trying to think of a better ending than "...you never know what you're gonna get." But for the life of me, I can't think of anything at all, cos life just ISN'T like a box of chocolates at all. Maybe some of you more creative types have other ideas though.....