Legal Alien: A Scotsman in Montreal

 
Any old excuse for bad jokes

What with all this mad cow disease business, it gives me a chance to dust off some favourite jokes:

There are two cows standing in a field. One says to the other:
- What do you think of this mad cow disease then?
The other cow says
- Don't ask me. I'm a helicopter.


It slays me. Every. Single. Time.